I made my second trip to Turner Field this season on Saturday to watch the Braves score two runs against the Washington Nationals. It was my first trip since this bovine eyesore had been planted in left field, and let me just say, this cow annoys the ever-loving hell out of me.

The cow has an animatronic arm that does the Tomahawk Chop whenever the war chant is played over the speakers. Only problem is… well, not the only problem… is that the cow’s arm is too slow to stay in rhythm with the chop.

This is unacceptable… I demand that my animatronic animals have rhythm. That’s why Turner Field needs to get rid of the Chik-Fil-A cow and replace it with the Rock-a-fire Explosion from Chuck E. Cheese.

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